Oh my gosh! Is the John Sweet campaign strategy to devolve the debate between himself and challenger Don Gurney into a pecker contest or a bar room brag? It seems Sweet has gotten himself a billboard, courtesy of Joe Benetti and can now boast that he has the BIGGEST campaign sign in Coos County.
What’s really funny is he has all that space but found nothing whatsoever to say, giving rise to the old axiom “bigger isn’t necessarily better.” Don’t be surprised if the next time you see Sweet sidling up to the bar he has a tape measure ready at hand.[Image – True Lies – 1994]
You must have really had to work hard to hold back on the puns. Hundreds come to mind.
Yes, I have been biting my tongue! But, let’s be fair. John is owed some credit. This is not your typical, garden variety concealed Glock 9mm or gas sucking 4×4 SUV type of pecker extender. This billboard is a cut above the usual Plebeian compensatory antics of the less endowed