The Covert Report
The Senate finally gets around to investigating the CIA’s use of torture, only to have damnable data disappear from the committee’s computers.
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Jon Stewart on EPA con man John Beale: ‘The Secret Life of Walter Sh*tty’
“Suddenly, for just that one brief, miraculous shining moment, Democrat, Republican, white, Black, all believed in Santa again,” Stewart said excitedly.
Read More‘The Daily Show’ confronts ‘pussocracy’ surrounding Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor
Daily Show correspondent Jessica Williams confronted a Toronto City Council member over the council’s inability to get Mayor Rob Ford out of office despite the increasing public spectacle surrounding him.
Read MoreJon Stewart mocks ‘pile of sh-t’ Time magazine for Chris Christie cover story
Jon Stewart came to the defense of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) on The Daily Show on Monday, using Time magazine’s own reasoning to skewer its cover story calling Christie “the elephant in the room.”
Read MoreJon Stewart says NSA spying is like health care: ‘If you never find that tumor in your b*ll sack, it can’t kill you’
“If you’re a world leader, and you put the USB stick Russia gave you into your computer, you deserve to have them f*ck with your screensaver,” Stewart said.
Read MoreJon Stewart hammers Republicans on shutdown: ‘You burned the f*cking store down’ to fight Obamacare
“So they’re willing to let people lose their government paycheck so that they don’t lose their government paycheck,”
Read MoreJon Stewart destroys callous Fox News host: F*ck you for mocking the poor
Fox News Radio host Todd Starnes, who dismissively said Democrats would start getting their “potted meat and Tang and get in [their] survival bunker,” to the amusement of Sean Hannity and other cohorts.
Read MoreJon Stewart rips Constitution-hugging Republicans: They’re like ‘an as*hole causing a head-on collision’
“If it turns out that President Barack Obama can made a deal with the most intransigent, hardline, unreasonable, totalitarian Mullahs in the world, but not with Republicans, maybe he’s not the problem.”
Read MoreJon Stewart uses Dr. Seuss to mock Ted Cruz’s ‘hours of mouth masturbation’
“So to express your opposition to Obamacare, you go with a book about a stubborn jerk who decides he hates something before he’s tried it,
Read MoreJon Stewart frets over parallels between Syria and Iraq: ‘It’s like we’re the Bill Buckner of superpowers now’
“You needlessly invade one country based on false evidence, suddenly you’re bad at war” Stewart fretted. “Come on.
Read MoreJon Stewart compares China to Bank of America: They hurt us and we help them
“Don’t you have to be in a war to win it?” he wondered. “China, you’ve already beaten us in synchronized drumming, bear cuteness, air chewability, and you’ve got to take this from us too? How?”
Read MoreJon Stewart: ‘Yes, we motherf*cking can’ fix Veterans Affairs backlog
Stewart has repeatedly mocked and criticized the Obama administration for its failure to clean up the agency, which is currently forcing about 900,000 veterans to wait to receive their benefits.
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