This is one way to stoop to the level required to deal with HR in Coos County without actually getting on your knees and begging
This is one way to stoop to the level required to deal with HR in Coos County without actually getting on your knees and begging
I dedicate this to Fredo In The Courthouse:
Song Parodies -> Behind Clothes Drawers
Original Song Title:
“Behind Closed Doors”
Original Performer:
Charlie Rich
Parody Song Title:
“Behind Clothes Drawers”
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
My Gwen, she’s mean and loud
Porn books, I just ain’t allowed
She hogs the whole TV
Hen pecks me when we’re out in a crowd
Folks, think I’m kitty whipped
Lord, let them say what they may,
Cause when I’m all alone
That’s when I get things my way..
That’s when I reach Behind Clothes Drawers
And I get my porn books down
Books that make me glad that I’m a man..
And no-one knows
What I hide Behind Clothes Drawers..
The pictures make me smile,
Lord, don’t they make me smile
They’re always lookin’ my way
And their lips seem to say, “I want you”
They’re such sexy ladies,
Just like a lady should be
And when my Gwen ain’t around
They’re always waitin’ for me..
That’s when I get Behind Clothes Drawers
And I pull my porn books down
They sure make me glad that I’m a man..
Hope she won’t find
What I hide Behind Clothes Drawers..
Behind Clothes Drawers.
“I am Oz, the Great and Terrible,” spoke the Beast, in a voice that was one great roar. “Who are you, and why do you seek me?”
Angry citizens may declare a ‘fatwa’ or ‘jihad’ decrying sneaky public officials a threat to democracy. The G-Man and his henchmen, fearing a preemptive strike against totalitarianism hides in the HR cave and plan terrorist attacks on unsuspecting public servants.
What an inventive way for the County of Coos to conduct business, huh?
I want a public explanation for why a citizen request goes through H R. And he’s, or she’s, or they’re AT ALL TIMES BEHIND LOCKED DOORS.
Is this like the hospital scene from The Godfather? Ya know, does H R need two armed guards on chairs at all times just outside his door, and since he can’t afford said guards, that his fears are such he locks his business door at all times?
If H R is so frightened in his office in the Courthouse, am I to assume it a Dangerous As Hell location?
Perhaps the new Police Chief needs to tell us citizens doing business in the Courthouse what danger lurks there.
I , for one citizen, am now deeply, and forever frightened of …..
The Danger Lurking In Our Courthouse.