Finally, a FOIA knight preparing to break down ‘The Locked Door’ and battle the G-Man for public access.
Finally, a FOIA knight preparing to break down ‘The Locked Door’ and battle the G-Man for public access.
Shhh MGX, in your un- official capacity as ‘just another citizen’ I think it imperative (please correct my spelling)to as quickly as possible, use your Secure Printer and print this out. Then, with your cotton gloves on, slip said document in a Plain Brown Wrapper, tied up in string, stroll idly into The Dangerous Realm of Coos County Courthouse.
Now here is the tricky part. Nonchalantly stroll down the Perilous Hallways of the courthouse, there must be cameras everywhere, as it is obviously a very dangerous place. When you approach the Office of Der Human Resources, drop oh, I’d say a paper clip, ink pen, whatever, just as you reach the door, at the same time, slip said Plain Brown Wrapper under the door. Twirl your Ovaltine Secret Decoder Ring three times clockwise, then once counter clockwise. THAT will protect you from all those things thatGo Bump In The Night – or whatever the hell it is SuperHumanResourceMan is so damned scared of.
Following is the information SuperHumanResourceMan needs desperatly, but by the way things are looking, he’s probably already got one, nonetheless, we should do everything in our power to help the timid little creatures among us to feel bigger and badder, and above all SAFER in their cribs:
Hide in Style with a Creative Hidden Door
April 28th, 2008 by BallerHouse
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When it comes to hooking up a hidden door in your crib, you essentially have three options: you can build one yourself, you can purchase a premade revolving bookcase from an ordinary wood-working company, or you can opt for a precision hiding system from Creative Home Engineering.
As Creative Home Engineering states, “a thief can’t burglarize a room he can’t find.†So, to make sure your hidden door stay hidden, Creative Home Engineering offers a number of non-traditional hiding machines. Sure, they’ve got the standard revolving bookcase and sliding wall panels. But, the company also constructs hidden doors from grandfather clocks, fireplaces, paintings, stairwells, and other household fixtures. They also offer an option that allows your hidden door to double as a vault door, so your valuables stay double protected.
Priced from $5-$250K, you’ll probably want to make sure you’ve really got something big to protect to make the purchase worth your while. But, even if you don’t, Creative Home Engineering claims that a quality hidden door can make a solid investment from an appreciation standpoint. And, if you’ve got nothing to hide, the bragging rights are definitely worth something as well.
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Available through: Creative Home Engineering
I know, I know, see? If you look really really close, he IS wearing his Ovaltine Secret Decoder Ring, on his, oh on second thought, he wears it in a Very Secret Place !!
Perhaps THAT is why his door is perpetually locked. Must take an inordinate amount of time to position properly, well on second thought , perhaps not so much.
Imagine, a Caped Crusader working right in our midst.
Clark Kent eat your heart out, announcing today:
SuperHumanResource Man !!!
Visions of Andy Kaufman on SNL.
Where DO these people live?